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Rich, Fat, and Sassy Chinese

We’ve had the answer to weight-loss the whole time and never even saw it nestled in between the Twinkies and Doritos. If you want to lose weight, you should be eating dessert as the first course of every meal–even breakfast, which is basically dessert with milk on it anyway. Continue reading

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Writing and Having Sex

Who in their right mind would have bet that blowing your nose could possibly beat sex?
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